Love-Bots for All Kinds

They make love-bots now in both sexes,
Fleshed in lifelike and lukewarm latexes.
For gender outliers,
One kit comes with pliers
And modular halves, so it flexes!

Your Wednesday Limerick: You Can't Spell Brain Without AI

My android’s manufacturer claims

He's so smart: he kicks ass and takes names!

But if so, I must ask:

Why won’t he try some task

Not involving my video games?

Your Wednesday Limerick: The Lips of Two Lepers

The lips of two lepers who pecked,
Fell off of their mouths and were wrecked.
When they French-kissed instead,
They both lost their heads,
And so, from then on, they just necked.

Your Wednesday Limerick: Embrace the Truth

The two models couldn't agree

Whose beauty had come naturally.

Said the second-best grinner,

"We both know I’m the winner,”

“Since I've questioned your ortho doc, see?”

Your Wednesday Limerick: Two Gross

The merchant said, "What could be better,
"Than a kitten-and-cotton-knit sweater?"
In reply to "Too gross!"
Said, "I'll try to get close.
"Mack, put 300 cats in the shredder."

Your Wednesday Limerick: A Stingy, Non-drink-sharing Louse

The drunk said, it's true I'm a souse,

And a stingy, non-drink-sharing louse.

But if all of my tears

Could be made into beers

I'd have purchased a round for the house.