Your Wednesday Limerick: You Can't Spell Brain Without AI

My android’s manufacturer claims

He's so smart: he kicks ass and takes names!

But if so, I must ask:

Why won’t he try some task

Not involving my video games?

Your Wednesday Limerick: The Lips of Two Lepers

The lips of two lepers who pecked,
Fell off of their mouths and were wrecked.
When they French-kissed instead,
They both lost their heads,
And so, from then on, they just necked.