A Ladder to the Former

A sinner in Hell built a ladder,
High enough to complain to his Former.
 Said the former to the latter,
“I could have been badder.”
“Well, Hell,” said his Former, “could be warmer!”

Love-Bots for All Kinds

They make love-bots now in both sexes,
Fleshed in lifelike and lukewarm latexes.
For gender outliers,
One kit comes with pliers
And modular halves, so it flexes!

Your Wednesday Limerick: You Can't Spell Brain Without AI

My android’s manufacturer claims

He's so smart: he kicks ass and takes names!

But if so, I must ask:

Why won’t he try some task

Not involving my video games?

Your Wednesday Limerick: The Lips of Two Lepers

The lips of two lepers who pecked,
Fell off of their mouths and were wrecked.
When they French-kissed instead,
They both lost their heads,
And so, from then on, they just necked.

Your Wednesday Limerick: Embrace the Truth

The two models couldn't agree

Whose beauty had come naturally.

Said the second-best grinner,

"We both know I’m the winner,”

“Since I've questioned your ortho doc, see?”